Science Week Winners

Cake Competition Winner – Zoe Jones

Animal Detective Winner – Jolene Ha

Joke Winners – Lauren Dillon

Science Themed Joke

So many terrific entries, congratualtions everyone.

Q: What element is a girl’s future best friend? A: Carbon.

A photon checks into a hotel, and the desk clerk says “Can I get a porter for your bags?” Photon responds “No need. I’m traveling light.”
I was reading a book on helium. I couldn’t put it down.
Does anyone have any jokes about Sodium? Na.
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He’s 0K now.
Q: Why can you never trust atoms? A: They make up everything.
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.