Science Week Winners

Cake Competition Winner  – Zoe Jones
Animal Detective Winner – Jolene Ha
Joke Winners – Lauren Dillon

Science Themed Joke

So many terrific entries, congratualtions everyone.
Q: What element is a girl’s future best friend? A: Carbon.
 
  • A photon checks into a hotel, and the desk clerk says “Can I get a porter for your bags?” Photon responds “No need. I’m traveling light.”
  • I was reading a book on helium. I couldn’t put it down.
  • Does anyone have any jokes about Sodium?  Na.
  • The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
  • Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He’s 0K now.
  • Q: Why can you never trust atoms? A: They make up everything.
  • I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.